What did the mother snake say to her crying baby?

Stop crying and viper your nose!

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crisis?

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A baby with a javellin through its head.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

Nostrildamus

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

Viper Jokes More Viper Jokes

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby?

Stop crying and viper your nose!

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen?

A viper!