What did the mother snake say to her crying baby?

Stop crying and viper your nose!

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

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Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a baby from Dover?

Doverkiin.

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies!.... And I'll just see myself out.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

How do nursing babies blow their noses?

With breast tissue.

What do you call someone with no nose?

Nobody knows.

Viper Jokes More Viper Jokes

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen?

A viper!