What did the mother snake say to her crying baby?

Stop crying and viper your nose!

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What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

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Why did the tricycle stop working?

Because it was two tired...

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

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How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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How do you spell "nose" is Spanish?

Nose

How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

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What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen?

A viper!

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby?

Stop crying and viper your nose!