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What did the mother snake say to her crying baby?

Stop crying and viper your nose!

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What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

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When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles.

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What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

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What did the mother snake say to her crying baby?

Stop crying and viper your nose!

Why couldn't the teddy bear smell?

Because his nose was stuffed

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What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby?

Stop crying and viper your nose!