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Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

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What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.