Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

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Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What do you call stuffing an orifice with chilies?

Jalapenetration.

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)