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Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

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Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What's the best moment of your life?

Me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5