Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

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Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5