Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

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How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They have a machine that does that now.

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"