Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

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Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

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What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

Because they're both full of stuffing!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino. (You may have to sound it out.)

What sound does a subatomic Cow make?

Muuuuuuon