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Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

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When is your birthday?

17th January. What year Every year!

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that

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Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

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What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

Ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

What sound does a subatomic Cow make?

Muuuuuuon