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Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

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How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What's the best moment of your life?

Me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

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Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

What sound does an emo cow make?

Amumu