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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino. (You may have to sound it out.)

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What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

Elephino.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino. (You may have to sound it out.)

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What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know