What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

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What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

Rhino horn