What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you get when you mix triangles with Tumblr?

Trigger-Nometry

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

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What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)