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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

What do you get when you mix a black man with microwave chicken?

May be offensive) Mike Tyson

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What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

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Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert?

Because he tryptophan.

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.