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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you get when you mix a rhinoceros with an elephant?

Elephino...

What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

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Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!