Pet Zoo Jokes

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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What was the car doing in the dressing room?

Changing attire.

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What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

Yo Jokes More Yo Jokes

What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque?

Dolla Grills, Yo

What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

Where do you buy a Walrus?

Walmart!

Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

Dna Jokes More Dna Jokes

What do you call emotions of a DNA?

Gene expressions

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

Human Dna Jokes More Human Dna Jokes

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

What do you get when you combine a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.