Pet Zoo Jokes

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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Tear gas.

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Word,yo.

How do you get into these!?

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What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

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Lettuce pray

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He was just chasing tail.

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

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Another pops up.

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Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...