What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

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What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

The spermutations.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently

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What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.