What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

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What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

The spermutations.

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently

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Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.