What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

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What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

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Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

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Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.