What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

The spermutations.

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What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

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What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?