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What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

The spermutations.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

Fertilize Jokes More Fertilize Jokes

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.