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What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

The spermutations.

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What did the egg say at the party?

Omelet

What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common?

Easter

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What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

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Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?