What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

The spermutations.

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How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

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What is long, hard and full of sperm?

The sock under my bed.

Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

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What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

The spermutations.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.