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How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

Fertilized

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

What do you call it when a blond dyes her hair?

Artificial Intelligence.

Fertilize Jokes More Fertilize Jokes

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.