How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

Fertilized

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

How many Chicago Policemen does it take to crack an egg?

None. It fell down the stairs.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

So they have something to do in the afternoon.

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

Fertilized

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Fertilize Jokes More Fertilize Jokes

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

The spermutations.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.