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How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

Unfertillized

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How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

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Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

So they have something to do in the afternoon.

What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.