How does a blond like her eggs in the m...

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?

She took the 33 bus twice instead.

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?