How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

Unfertillized

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What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

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She opens the car door.

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.