How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

Unfertillized

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Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

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What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

Walks home.

When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.