Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do internet pirates have on their legs?

J.pegs

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids?

She's a transparent.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Whats green and flys through the air?

Super Pickle

Back Jokes More Back Jokes

Why do squirrels swim on their backs?

To keep their nuts dry.

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.