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Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.

How do blondes like their eggs?

Unfertilized

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

Back Jokes More Back Jokes

Why do squirrels swim on their backs?

To keep their nuts dry.

What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.