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Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?

Ovaries-y

How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?

Annette!

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

Back Jokes More Back Jokes

Why do squirrels swim on their backs?

To keep their nuts dry.

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!