Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne?

Air to the bone

Back Jokes More Back Jokes

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

Why do squirrels swim on their backs?

To keep their nuts dry.