Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

What's the difference between a chicken and a hen?

The spelling.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

What's hairy and flies through the air?

Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!

Back Jokes More Back Jokes

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

Why do squirrels swim on their backs?

To keep their nuts dry.