Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has a bottom on top?

A leg.

What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do feminists like their eggs cooked?

Ovary-Z

How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

What do you call it when someone from Belarus lies to you?

A Belaruse!

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Back Jokes More Back Jokes

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

What do you call an Egyptian doctor who works on peoples backs?

A Cairopractor!