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Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do internet pirates have on their legs?

J.pegs

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

What do you call a hen staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

What's hairy and flies through the air?

Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!

Back Jokes More Back Jokes

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!