What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette

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How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?

They sit eggsaminations!

What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

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What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette

What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!