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What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette

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Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

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What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette

What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.