What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette

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Where do socialist birds lay their eggs?

In a communest (pls

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

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What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.