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What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette

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What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

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What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette

What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.