What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

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How does Kim Kardashian like her eggs?

Over-Yeezy.

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

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How man Sah Dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None fam it's already lit! Sah duude!

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

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Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

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What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam