What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

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What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

Brew Jokes More Brew Jokes

Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.