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What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

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How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

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What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

Brew Jokes More Brew Jokes

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.