What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

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What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

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What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?

A glowberman pinscher!

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?

Light ale!

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How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.