What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

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What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

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What kind of memes do Germans like?

Danke memes

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry

Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

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How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"