What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

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Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!

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What kind of work does a weak cat do?

Light mouse work.

What kind of floor do dinosaurs' bathrooms have?

Rep-tiles.

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Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

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What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!

What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!