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What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!

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Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet?

There are too many Links.

What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

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What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

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What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!

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What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

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Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

Why wasn't the joke funny at the dance?

There wasn't a punch line.