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What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!

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Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common?

They both like to root around in your cellar

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line?

Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance?

Voodoo like to dance with me '