What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!

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What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

How do cows measure time?

In mooments

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What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

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How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

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What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

Where do footballers dance?

At a football!