What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!

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Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice.

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What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

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Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers?

Metro gnomes

What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

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Why wasn't the joke funny at the dance?

There wasn't a punch line.

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

The lid said, "Twist to open."