What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!

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What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

What does a belt like to do?

Getting Waisted

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What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

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What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry?

An aero-drone!

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Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

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Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...

What do you call someone who dances on cars?

A morris dancer!