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What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!

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What do rappers like on their burritos?

Waka Flakamole

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

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What do you call a cow stable in Egypt?

A Mubarack

Where do cows like to live?

St. Moo-is.

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What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve?

Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!

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How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

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Where can you dance in California?

A. San Fran-disco

Where do footballers dance?

At a football!