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What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!

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What do straight guys and lesbians have in common?

They both like girls

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

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What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

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What kind of music do rabbits listen to?

HIP HOP

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

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Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

Whose line is it anyway?

Generous cocaine party guests

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Where do snowmen go to dance?

The snowball!

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"