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What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!

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What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy?

Decalfinated.

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What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

What do tired line dancers do?

A. They Line Down

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.