What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!

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Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

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What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

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What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

Sneakers

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What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

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What kind of dance do buns do?

Abundance.

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.