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Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers?

Metro gnomes

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Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen?

A viper!

What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

Metro Gnome Jokes More Metro Gnome Jokes

What do you call a city-dwelling dwarf that keeps perfect time?

A metro-gnome

What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?

A metro-gnome