Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers?

Metro gnomes

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Which fish dresses the best?

The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

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What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

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What do you call a city-dwelling dwarf that keeps perfect time?

A metro-gnome

What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?

A metro-gnome