Which fish dresses the best?

The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

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Which fish dresses the best?

The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!

What is a knight's favourite fish?

A swordfish!