Which fish dresses the best?

The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!

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How do you know that you're too old?

When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.

What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

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Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

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Which fish dresses the best?

The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!

What is a knight's favourite fish?

A swordfish!