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Which fish dresses the best?

The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!

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Why doesn't Bono like Google?

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.

Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

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What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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What is a knight's favourite fish?

A swordfish!

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.