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Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

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How do you find an inconvenient proof?

With an Al-Gore-rithm

How do you make a hamburger green?

Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!

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Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.

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What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

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Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

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Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.