Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

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What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

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How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?

When there's a tampon behind her ear and she's looking for her pencil.

Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger?

Because now his watch has ended.

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

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Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

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Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!