Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

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What did the blonde's dentist find?

Teeth in the cavity.

Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

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What do you call 'looking for a Korean'?

Seoul searching

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

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How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.