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Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

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What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

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Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow?

Because it was Chewy

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How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.