Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

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What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive?

Because she is smoking hot

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How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you.

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

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Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

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Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

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Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!