Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

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Why does everyone find the absolute value of zero so funny?

L0l

Which chemical compound are you most likely to find at a frat party?

Hydrogen mide.

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How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

What's red and looks like a bucket?

A red bucket.

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What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

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Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places