Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

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What is Jar Jar Binks' favorite food?

Meesa Soup

Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

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What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

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She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

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He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

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She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.