Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

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Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

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Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

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