How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in the sky!

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

What gets easier to pick up, the more it weighs?

Women