How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

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Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

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What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

How much does a truck made of light weigh?

Photons

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What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Who's there! Bones! Bones who?

Bones upon a time...!

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How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

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