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How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

How does a skeleton solve a problem?

With the bare-bones approach.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.