How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck

How much does a truck made of light weigh?

Photons

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!