How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.

What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How many bones are in the human hand?

A handful of them.

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

What do me and my fridge have in common?

Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne