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How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

With asparagus...

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What's a dogs favorite TV show?

Bones.

What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...