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How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why did the skeleton go alone to prom?

Because he had to go with.

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?

Lawn chair.

What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!

How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus