How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go for prom?

Because it had nobody.

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

Why did the boy drop his icecream?

He was hit by a truck.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How do skeletons make a baby?

They bone

What's an archaeologist's favorite verb?

Bone.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales!