What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

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What's better than seeing a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

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What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Who's there! Ammon! Ammon who?

Ammon old hand at picking locks!