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What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen?

A pedantry.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "