What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen?

A pedantry.

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How do you know when you are a drug addict?

When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

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What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

How do you spell women backwards?

Kitchen