What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen?

A pedantry.

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How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

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What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.