What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen?

A pedantry.

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What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?

You can almost hear them.

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What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.