What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen?

A pedantry.

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How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

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Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen?

A pedantry.