How do you know when you are a drug addict?

When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

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What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

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What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

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What is red and green, and goes over 3000 miles per hour?

A frog in the blender

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

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What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

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Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry

How do you know when you are a drug addict?

When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.