When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.
1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering
Because it was 2 turnt up
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
88 jokes per hour.
You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.
Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.
Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.
