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How do you know when you are a drug addict?

When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

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Why was number 4 blushing?

She saw 2 and 3 halving six

Why did Sara fall off the swing?

2.Knock Knock 1.She didn't have any arms!! 2. Who's there NOT SARA!!

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How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

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Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

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What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

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How do you know when you are a drug addict?

When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

What do you call a drug addict who has been awake for 14 days straight?

A "two-weeker"