Drug Addict Jokes

What do you call a drug addict who has been awake for 14 days straight?

A "two-weeker"

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How do you know when you are a drug addict?

When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

What is a drug addicts favorite snack?

Crack-ers

Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry