One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.
Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.
More guns.
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
Only one, but the light bulb should be willing to change.
Birds of prey!
They both spend all their money on payphones.
One. But he gets three hours credit.
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
You're just gonna have to be a little patient.