One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!
Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards.
All three of them.
I ain't buyin those fancy Big-Government ones. The free market idn't ready.
Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
Explaining his wife.
A frog in the blender
He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour
Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"
You're just gonna have to be a little patient.
