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What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

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Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

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2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

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Tarzan.

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A double crosser.

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Mace.

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

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