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Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

White Guy Jokes More White Guy Jokes

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

Nascar Jokes More Nascar Jokes

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common?

They both love The Wall

White Woman Jokes More White Woman Jokes

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

Why do blck men cry when they make love to white women?

Mace...