What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

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Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

White Guy Jokes More White Guy Jokes

What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

How many Back to the Future jokes do you make?

88 jokes per hour.

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What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common?

They both love The Wall

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

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What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

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What do you call a white woman that identifies as black?

TransRachel - credit Jennie