How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

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What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

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What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

Why does the sad crab walk side ways?

Because he has nothing to look forward to

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How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

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What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

How do you tell jokes?

Repost

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Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

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