How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

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How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

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Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

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Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

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What's the most important part of a joke, the setup or the punchline?

To get to the other side.

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

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How did the media find out that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

What was the executioner's favorite shampoo?

Head and shoulders.

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