How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

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What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!

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Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

What did the corn stalk say to the other corn stalk?

That outfit makes you look very corny.

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How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

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What's the most important part of a joke, the setup or the punchline?

To get to the other side.

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

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How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

How does every racist joke start?

Looks over both shoulders....

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How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a Native American?

Neapolitan.