White Person Jokes

The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.

What did the purple policeman say as he threw the purple man into jail?

INDIGO!

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

What did the Native American pirate say when asked his heritage?

Arrrrrr Metis!

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

White Person Jokes

What's something a white person says a lot, but a black person never says?

I Love Pizza & You

How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

What do you call it if a white person robs you?

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a Native American?

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