White Person Jokes

How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

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What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a Native American?

Neapolitan.

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What's concurrency?

Fake money they use in prisons.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

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What do you call a wiener when you take out its intestines?

A halloweener

What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

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What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?

Coach.

Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

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How does the average Chinese worker find a new job?

ChinkedIn.

Which chemical compound are you most likely to find at a frat party?

Hydrogen mide.

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When I see a "How am I driving?

Sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

Why cant programmers tell the difference between Christmas and Thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25