White Person Jokes

What's something a white person says a lot, but a black person never says?

Hi dad!

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How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american?

Neapolitan.

What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person?

A Juan-a-be

Why should you be scared of a white person in prison?

Because they are most certainly guilty.

What do you call a white person on fire?

A firecracker.

How do you offend a white person?

Tell them they can't make racist jokes.

How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle?

UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!

What do you call the one white person on a bus full of black people?

Coach

What do you call a Mexican that acts like a white person?

A wiener

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White House Jokes More White House Jokes

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle?

UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican Disney Princess?

A Taco Belle.

What did the Mexican Plumber call his second son?

Hose B

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

How does every ethnic joke start?

By looking over your shoulder.

Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

Skin Color Jokes More Skin Color Jokes

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american?

Neapolitan.