A bus driver.
Because the bus hit him.
She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.
Not enough leg room!
It's because they heard there was no jobs there.
Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.
Juan on Juan
Just Juan
My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*
Got so excited she wet her plants.
Nobody knows
I'm tired".
At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!
Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*