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What's something a white person says a lot, but a black person never says?

Hi dad!

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How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a Native American?

Neapolitan.

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What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a Native American?

Neapolitan.

How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone?

Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry

Wiener Jokes More Wiener Jokes

What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Coach Jokes More Coach Jokes

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?

Coach.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Why didn't the American get the burger?

Because the heart attack got him first.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What's the same about nail care and black people?

They're both manicures

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.