What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan v Juan

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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

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They watch moving picktures.

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When he shoots, someone else scores.