What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?

Ten tacos

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What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.

What does an elderly Mexican have?

Senority

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What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?

Ten tacos

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.