What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?

Ten tacos

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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan... I'll show myself the door...

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What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?

Ten tacos

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.