What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?

Ten tacos

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Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting?

Because he didn't habanero.

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What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves