Ten tacos
They tend to be shells of their former selves
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
Pork, eh
Why don't we have both
She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.
A Senor Discount
More than a Woman by the BeeGees
She's a transparent.
When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.
Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?
It makes the Dego buy faster.
Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*
He wanted to taco bout his problems
A burrrrrrito.
When it slips out.
The current US presidential election
They take the senor discount.
One testtickle
Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?