Ten tacos
They tend to be shells of their former selves
Tacos.
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
Pork, eh
Why don't we have both
A gun actually does something when triggered.
They are very loud when triggered.
Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)
He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.
Because the ends justify the memes
Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)
It wouldn't fit on their shirt.
I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."
Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.
He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!
Underlay! Underlay!
Because it was despair
The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."
When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.
Drool
Barbecue sauce
