Tacos Jokes

What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?

Ten tacos

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How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why don't we have both

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What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

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Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

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Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

What's the funniest type of Mexican food?

Fajitahahahas

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Whos the funniest Disney princess?

RaPUNzel *sits there laughing to self*...so lonely..

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

California Jokes More California Jokes

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

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Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's a magician's favorite Mexican dish?

TosTADA!

What do you call Harper Lee's Mexican flying animal?

Tequila Mockingbird.