Tacos Jokes

What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?

Ten tacos

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How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why don't we have both

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