Tacos Jokes

What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?

Ten tacos

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How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

What's a Mexican's favorite breakfast cereal?

Tacos.

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why don't we have both

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What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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How does a skeleton solve a problem?

With the bare-bones approach.

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

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How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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What do you call a Mexican church?

A Taco bell.

What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

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What Do You Call A Mexican From The Caribbean?

A Carabiner

What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

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Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit The Frog's finger.

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How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

What's an old carpenter's biggest issue?

Losing teeth.

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Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.