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How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why don't we have both

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The sockets all went with the house.

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How many Libertarian Capitalists does it take to change a light bulb?

I ain't buyin those fancy Big-Government ones. The free market idn't ready.

How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

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What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?

Ten tacos

What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh