An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one
Me: Personally I need a job.
We need to give you a cavity search
Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.
Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.
Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*
BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.
Norman Rock Wells.
The harder you hit them, the more English you get out.
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me
Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
When she hands out long sentences.
They prefer complete sentences.
You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.
He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".
