An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one
One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.
Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.
She didn't believe in prophets.
He's got more money than cents
You call 'im Maury.
Oscar im so sorry
Kids are their definition of a good time.
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
Because Jesus saves.
A ball-point Penguin!
Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
In the MLA boxing ring
He wanted someone who understood and case.
GtOnly if you go aks your mother.
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
