What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

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Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

Why didn't Ann Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

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What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

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How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

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Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

Why is English such a hard language to learn?

Because it's

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How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

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In Kangarunes.

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What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film?

P.S. I Love You

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Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

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What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.