An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one
I need some new material for the court house.
Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.
Vacation.
Net profits!
I guess it's too grue-some.
Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
When she hands out long sentences.
A ball-point Penguin!
One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
Post something humorous in. P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?
In the MLA boxing ring
You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
