What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

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What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

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Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic..

Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet?

There are too many Links.

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What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

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Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

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What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.