Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife
Two wives.
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.
Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.
Sigh* Parenting is hard.
Gnomelettes.
An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one
ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.
Steak
Steaks.
