Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic..

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What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**!

Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

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Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

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What did the bullied microchip say?

PIC on someone your own size!

Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic..