Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic..

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Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

He's afraid of the draft.

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What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

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What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

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What did the bullied microchip say?

PIC on someone your own size!

Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic..