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Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic..

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Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How do most elderly golfers die?

They have a bad stroke

How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

Pic Jokes More Pic Jokes

What's his last name?

Oh, uh- *looks at pic* Squarepants

What did the bullied microchip say?

PIC on someone your own size!