Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic..

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Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

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Why do we need to die?

Chickens

What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

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What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute

Why wasn't there any food after the monster party?

Because everyone was a goblin.

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What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic..