Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

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How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

Why couldnt you trust Castros wife?

Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What spell does Harry Potter use on Halloween?

Spoopify

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

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What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

Halloween Party Jokes More Halloween Party Jokes

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?

To the boo-ty parlour.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM