Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

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What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

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Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

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Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

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What do you call a small dog that can store food?

Pupperware

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.