Why wasn't there any food after the monster party?

Because everyone was a goblin.

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Goblin Jokes More Goblin Jokes

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

"Make a fright turn at the corner."

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

Whole Foods ME: Hi CLERK: Hello ME: Do you...uh CLERK: Do we what?

ME: Do you have any...uh CLERK: Go on ME: Do you have any Half Foods