Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

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What type of dog leaves a mark?

Shar pei

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

Goblin Jokes More Goblin Jokes

Why wasn't there any food after the monster party?

Because everyone was a goblin.

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

Halloween Party Jokes More Halloween Party Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

To get food for her babies!