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Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

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What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

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Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

What spell does Harry Potter use on Halloween?

Spoopify

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What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

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Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?