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Why did Tina Fey cross the road?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

Goblin Jokes More Goblin Jokes

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

Halloween Party Jokes More Halloween Party Jokes

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna