Goblin Jokes

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

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Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

Why wasn't there any food after the monster party?

Because everyone was a goblin.

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

"Make a fright turn at the corner."

What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?

A hobblin' goblin

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister Matic!

Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

Hemogoblin Jokes More Hemogoblin Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

Fairy Jokes More Fairy Jokes

When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?

The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

Break Leg Jokes More Break Leg Jokes

What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Hoblin Goblin.

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions?

Arrows con Pollo

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.