A Dead End.
Because everyone was a goblin
When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.
A Hemogoblin
Because everyone was a goblin.
"Make a fright turn at the corner."
A hobblin' goblin
A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.
Because they live under Iraq.
With relish
OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!
Because there's a target on every corner.
Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees.
Terminal velocity.
Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
Replace the nails with screws.
1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.
As John Cena because you can't see them.
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25
16, 32, 64, and 128
You owe Eve an O.
Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*
They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.