Goblin Jokes

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

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Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

Why wasn't there any food after the monster party?

Because everyone was a goblin.

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

"Make a fright turn at the corner."

What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?

A hobblin' goblin

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Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Why are they called One Direction?

Looks to me like they go both ways.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

Injure Jokes More Injure Jokes

Who do you call when a sleepwalker injures himself?

The somnambulance.

What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?

A hobblin' goblin

Fairy Jokes More Fairy Jokes

When is a fairy NOT a fairy?

When its down your pants then its a goblin!

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Dead End Jokes More Dead End Jokes

Where do ghosts live?

At the dead end.

What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A dead end.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why wasn't there any food after the monster party?

Because everyone was a goblin.

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

Pixie Jokes More Pixie Jokes

How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.

Why did the vampire miss work?

He was having a coffin fit!