What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

"Make a fright turn at the corner."

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Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

Why did Arthur have a round table?

So no one could corner him!

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When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

Goblin Jokes More Goblin Jokes

Why wasn't there any food after the monster party?

Because everyone was a goblin.

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

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Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Who was the only novelist with both direction and magnitude?

Vector Hugo.