What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

"Make a fright turn at the corner."

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Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner!

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

Goblin Jokes More Goblin Jokes

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?

A hobblin' goblin

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

What is Rickon Stark's favorite band?

One Direction

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in One Direction and pointed in the other.