What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

"Make a fright turn at the corner."

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What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

"Make a fright turn at the corner."

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

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Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

To raise his spirits

Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

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When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

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How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.