Why is there no Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

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Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.

How did I get out of Afghanistan?

Iran.

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Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner!

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What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer?

The former builds weapons, the latter targets

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

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What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.