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Why is there no Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

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Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

What's the capital of Afghanistan?

KABOOM!!

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

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Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?

Because they are all Targets.

Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator?

It's always 7% off.

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

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How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer