Why is there no Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

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How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

How did I get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran.

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Where do you buy a Walrus?

Walmart!

Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.

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Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

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What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!