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Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

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Government Jokes More Government Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner!

Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What do you call a shape that's always worried?

A paranoid. (Wooo maths jokes)

Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO