Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

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Government Jokes More Government Jokes

Why does government matter?

It doesn't.

What do you call a chicken takeover of the government?

A coop.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

Why do people with the Flu stand in corners?

Its always 90 Degrees

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.