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Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

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Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.

Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

Who's there! Brent! Brent who?

Brent out of shape!

What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

I'm holding Time Square!