Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

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Government Jokes More Government Jokes

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

A Tippihedron