Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

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Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do you call the 'n' in government?

CryptoN Only few will get this

What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What's big and green and sits in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk!

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.