Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

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Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

What's big and green and sits in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk!

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

Why are Toblerone's triangular shaped?

So they fit in the box.

Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO