Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

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Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

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What makes a barbershop quartet sound so amazing?

They're on the cutting edge of musical innovation.

Why are Wendy's burgers so good?

Because they don't cut corners.

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What's big, green and cries in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk

Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.

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How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.