What's big and green and sits in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk!

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What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity

What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

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Why did Arthur have a round table?

So no one could corner him!

Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

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What's big and green and sits in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk!

What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.