What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a personal laptop floating in the ocean?

A Dell - Rolling In The Deep

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

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How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

Nervous Wreck Jokes More Nervous Wreck Jokes

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.