What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

Which side is it best to lie on?

She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What was shaken and is now stirred?

Haiti.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.