What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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Which side is it best to lie on?

She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Why was the dog shaking?

He had Barkinson's

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What is quivering at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.