What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck!

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Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

Who's there! Amahl! Amahl who?

Amahl shook up!