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What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

Because of all the seaweed!

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

What animal do you get when shake a pig?

A ham-stir

Nervous Wreck Jokes More Nervous Wreck Jokes

What is quivering at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.