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What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

Nervous Wreck Jokes More Nervous Wreck Jokes

What is quivering at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.