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What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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Why should you never trust someone straight after coitus?

Usually they're lying

Why can't you lie to an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

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What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

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What is quivering at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.