What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

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What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

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She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

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Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

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Nervous Wreck Jokes More Nervous Wreck Jokes

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.