What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

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What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

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Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

Why are protein shakes such loners?

They're whey isolate.

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What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.