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What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?

Skates!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Xmas Jokes More Xmas Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

Nervous Wreck Jokes More Nervous Wreck Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.