Why don't black people lay in the sun?

Because it's 92.96 million miles away.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What do you call a barn full of black people?

A police shooting range.

Why can't black people get PhD's?

Because they can't get past their Masters.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.