Why don't black people lay in the sun?

Because it's 92.96 million miles away.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why can't you lie to an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday.

Which side is it best to lie on?

She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do black people drive?

House prices down

Why are black people so good at sports?

Hard work and dedication.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What do you call an orange thats been in the sun too long?

Tangerine

What do you do with a green monster?

Put it in the sun until it ripens!