Why don't black people lay in the sun?

Because it's 92.96 million miles away.

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What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

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Why don't black people ever go on cruises?

We're not falling for that one again!

Why do black people like Korean food?

Because it has a little Seoul in it.

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What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.