Why don't black people lay in the sun?

Because it's 92.96 million miles away.

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What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

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Where do black people stay when they visit Alaska?

A nigloo

What's the difference between black people amd snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.

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What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach