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What do you do with a green monster?

Put it in the sun until it ripens!

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What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert?

The sun!

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What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC?

The green cabs haven't ripened yet.

What do you do with a green monster?

Put it in the sun until it ripens!