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What do you do with a green monster?

Put it in the sun until it ripens!

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How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

What color is the sun?

Ampnbsp Yellow.

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What do you do with a green monster?

Put it in the sun until it ripens!

What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC?

The green cabs haven't ripened yet.