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What do you do with a green monster?

Put it in the sun until it ripens!

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What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

Why don't black people lay in the sun?

Because it's 92.96 million miles away.

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What do you do with a green ghoul?

Wait until it ripens.

What do you do with a green monster?

Put it in the sun until it ripens!