What do you do with a green monster?

Put it in the sun until it ripens!

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Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

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What do you do with a green ghoul?

Wait until it ripens.

What do you do with a green monster?

Put it in the sun until it ripens!