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What do you do with a green ghoul?

Wait until it ripens.

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How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

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What do you do with a green ghoul?

Wait until it ripens.

What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC?

The green cabs haven't ripened yet.