What do you do with a green ghoul?

Wait until it ripens.

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What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC?

The green cabs haven't ripened yet.

What do you do with a green monster?

Put it in the sun until it ripens!