Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Why do fluorescent lights hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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Why did the the acrophobe pothead start screaming?

She's afraid of heights.

Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

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What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight.

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What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!