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Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

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Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear?

I don't know. It was an inside joke.

How heavy is a photon?

I don't know, but it's probably light-weight

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What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

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What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

What does Eckhart Tolle get for Christmas?

Presence

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What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.