Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

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How will I know when I'm an adult?

And I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

How do you know if you have amnesia?

I don't know.

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How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...

How do fish go into business?

The start on a small scale!

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What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

What do redditors give one another on Christmas?

Gifs.

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What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.

What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?