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Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

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Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

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What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies....lol...

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What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99