Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

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How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

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What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

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Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

What do you call a group of students?

A school.