Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"
I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.
Because they got Chewbacca
Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.
X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!
Santapplause!
Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
