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Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

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Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

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What is a dog's favorite Christmas song?

Fleas Navidad

What's Christmas called in England?

Yule Britannia!

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What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.