Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

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How does the Mexican national anthem start?

Jose can you see.....

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.