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What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

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What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

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What is the cow's holiday greeting?

Mooooory Christmas!

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

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What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

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What is Carrie Fisher's favorite snack?

Frito Leah's

What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.