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What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

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Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

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What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?

COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars

What is David Bowie's favourite energy drink?

Redbull Redbull

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What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.