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What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

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Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

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What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?

Elephanta Claus!

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What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars

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What is Carrie Fisher's favorite snack?

Frito Leah's

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.