What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

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Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What is David Bowie's favourite energy drink?

Redbull Redbull

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

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What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.

What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.