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Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

Then just sit there for 5 years.

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Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

What did Ned Stark say when his daughter told him that she was pregnant?

Are ya?

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Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

I don't know. I don't have 2020 Vision.

Where do I see myself in 5 years?

May 2019. Next question.