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Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

Then just sit there for 5 years.

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Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

Then just sit there for 5 years.