Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

Then just sit there for 5 years.

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How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

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What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!

What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.

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Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

Why did the Double A battery die after 5 years?

It has two lower case a's