Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

Then just sit there for 5 years.

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How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

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What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

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Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision