5 Year Jokes

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

I don't know. I don't have 2020 Vision.

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What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

Where do I see myself in 5 years?

May 2019. Next question.

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

Then just sit there for 5 years.

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why did the Double A battery die after 5 years?

It has two lower case a's

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!