Why did the Double A battery die after 5 years?

It has two lower case a's

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Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

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Why did the Double A battery die after 5 years?

It has two lower case a's