What is a chameleon's motto?

A change is as good as a rest!

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What do you call a sleeping prisoner?

Under a-rest.

Why does T-Pain always look well rested?

Because he is a NAPPY BOY!!!