What is a chameleon's motto?

A change is as good as a rest!

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How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on the supply and demand curve

How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.