What is a chameleon's motto?

A change is as good as a rest!

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How many introverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why does it have to be a group activity

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

What does the rest of the colony call an old ant?

An antique.