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What is a chameleon's motto?

A change is as good as a rest!

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How many non-sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?

Yes

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

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Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

Ah wait, i can't remember the rest