What is a chameleon's motto?

A change is as good as a rest!

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How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

What do you say to him?

Keep the change it doesn't really make a difference.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....